Attacked by a sudden and spurious bout of annoyingly alliterative aspersions, The Corner pondered the profundities of a perplexing position relating to an eLFette embroiled in an episode of eloquent enunciation.
In the Pursuit of People Performance
Pondering pensively, precariously perched pursuing people performance
Astutely attempting to assess an assignment, anguishing over absent advice
Under an umbrella of ubiquitous urgency, ultimately understanding the uncanny union
Languishing in layers of literary lines, laconically lacing the lightly lavished ligature
Insightful intuition interpreting and identifying, indeed, intrigued in impressions
Nimbly narrating a nomothetic nomogram, naming ‘non-zero’ her nomadic nemesis
Ever effervescent, eloquently embroiled in eLFonian engagements
Perchance, pensive propensities point to a protagonist poised on a perilous position?
Yours in abounding alliterations