It’s been long told in eLFonia of a certain eLFonian who was overheard rambling over his injection into an all-eLFette team formed for a special mission that has long since been completed. Unnamed sources at the time claimed that the eLFonian in question stated,
There is a strange, inexplicable and direct relationship between longevity and arguing with eLFettes in eLFonia – I choose the former.
Me thinks this eLFonian be a sage steeped in much eLFonian wisdom! Mortal fear has a tendency to heighten survival instincts in male eLFonians. A wise thought indeed! You can read about this brave sage in the recent post, “Using Math for Good“.