The eLFonian Collection of Quotes
The transformation of The eLFonian continued this week in preparation for the new year with the addition of a new menu item. The renovations began with the addition of “Quotes” to the menu – an almost obligatory requirement in this day and age.
“Quotes” will be a works-in-progress capturing not only historical sayings but also looking for any new faux pas that might slip through the labium superioris as it connects with the labium inferioris during moments of uncontrolled, and sometimes deliberate, expulsions of cluttered and incohesive thoughts. Be careful! What you say could end up on the pages of The eLFonian Quotes!
New items will appear from time to time on this page on a range of different topics. The first topic added during the renovation works of The eLFonian is on Truth. You’ll find a vast collection of quotes on this theme that will have you thinking. When you’re done thinking, you might even use them.
If you have a quote you’d like to share and see on The eLFonian, email eLFy at firstname.lastname@example.org.